Funny New Year Wishes 2016 – Funny New Year Quotes 2016 – Happy New Year Funny
New Year is the time at which a new calendar year begins and the calendar’s year count increments by one..Which is celebrates on 1st January worldwide. New Year is an occasion in which everyone comes together, in some countries New Year is observed as holiday so people utilize these holidays, visit their home and celebrate New Year with them. Have some fun this new year by sharing Funny new year wishes 2016 with your family and friends out there.
New Year is considered as one of the biggest celebration in the world, on New Year it looks like whole world is celebrating some festival, lots of fireworks, dance, music and food make New Year more special. Here we are sharing with you funny new year wishes, jokes for new year 2016, happy new year funny wishes, funny new year quotes 2016, new year 2016 funny messages etc.
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From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. ~ Leonard Bernstein ~
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I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
~ Robert Paul ~
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Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
~ Eric Zorn ~
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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.
~ Jay Leno ~
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New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
~ Mark Twain ~
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Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.
~ Mark Twain ~
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A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!
~ Joey Adams ~
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It’s New Year once more, the day that we all make a host of bad conscience inducing promises also known as common New Year resolutions like “I will not eat 6 donuts a day”, “I will do exercise once or twice next year”, “I will spend at least 4 hours a day away from my TV”.
New Year’s Day … now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
~ Mark Twain ~
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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.~ Oscar Wilde ~
“I will break my other New Years resolutions within the first week”
I will diet for two weeks and go back to eating pretty much anything I want after that”.
New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. ~ James Agate ~
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me. ~ Anais Nin ~
A dog’s New Year’s Resolution: I will not chase that stick unless I actually see it leave his hand!
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